Program: gak
Author: Clifford A. Adams (caadams@frontiernet.net)
Categories: 1 (Most Powerful) and 2 (Most Creative)
NOTE: if the "gak" script is not *exactly* 503 bytes, something probably
translated \n to \r\n.  (This happens on Win95 with WinZip.)
Gak doesn't *like* \r\n.
