
This entry is intended to triumph in the Best "The Perl Journal" category of the Third Annual Obfuscated Perl Contest.

The code was tested on ActiveState Perl 5003_07, I hope it "works" (I use that term with some trepidation, admittedly) on your Perl version too.

If after reading this code you feel you have no alternative but to notify the authorities, I can be reached at dm1024@methvin.com.

Dave Methvin
